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The art of performing oral sex on a woman while she defecates (the female version of a blumpkin)
I lost a bet to my wife and now I have to give her a brown purse.
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I walked in on Howard brown tipping the woman he met at the tennis match...
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A nigga with 50% of a head who has a chipped tooth in the right side of his mouth. He's bootleg as hell. Can be related to johnny blazze. such a scab.
yo you those shoes 50% off? nah man, its marc brown's head off.
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Normally done after being chastised; it is the act of dropping your trousers and pants, spreading wide your ass cheeks and saying "Tell it to the eye". An alternative is to "talk to the arse".
After a robust reprimand, for urinating in the sink, Jeremy dropped his trousers and parted his cheeks - requesting his mother to "talk to the eye".
Later that evening, she told his father that Jeremy had been "brown-eyeing again".
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Up the Brown is when you stick things, your penis, your tongue, your arm, up your woman's asshole.
It's Friday, so I'm going Up the Brown this weekend. Shawn loves it Up the Brown.
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The former head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency. Proof that kissing ass and being well connected are the only requirements for high level jobs in the George W. Bush administration. This person had no prior emergency management experience. The most incompetent Federal response to a crisis ever took place on this clown's watch. A contributing factor to so much death and destruction that it is sickening. A person who fell on his sword to protect our worthless President.
Michael Brown was employed by the International Arabian Horse Association or some such, and he was forced to resign from that job too.
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Having a poo, squeezing one out.
We all enjoy it.
I'm having a brown, can I call you back?
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