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Where when someone robbs a bank they don't do it like a pussy and do it with a note. They do it with a machine gun and just before they leave then machine gun it to hell.
He's bank machine gunning.
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The act of rapid ejaculation inside a girl, im talking 55 nuts in less than 30 seconds
Bruh. That girl mouth skill is crazy, made me pull off a machine gun kelly jelly and everything
The Ten Pint Time Machine is an amazing yet little understood phenomenon which enables men in their later years in pubs to appear attractive to the younger ladies. In some cases, especially at weddings, it also enables them to dance like famous film stars which makes them look incredibly sexy and impressive to any of the younger ladies present, especially the bridesmaids. To achieve this remarkable effect all they need to do is merely drink at least ten pints of beer. Less if they are a lightweight.
Oh dear, old Dave was fully on board the Ten Pint Time Machine the other night at the pub. Trying to chat up that barmaid and impress her with his dancing until he got his feet tangled up and fell flat on his face!
Farting through the airflow hole of a vape and someone hits the vape from the other side.
Mike: “hey man you want a hit of my nic?”
Sam: “Hell yeah man! I’m so fiending so bad I’d hit a West Virginia Fog Machine.”
Incredibly accurate and reliable.
The urban dictionary is about as reliable as an eight ball in a washing machine.
i made a water bottle machine gun
john, its been three months
7 miles of people ready to spank you as you crawl between their legs. See heaven
Daddy see if your friends can give me a 7 mile spanking machine
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