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a great song by DMX about Jesus and how he helped him
guy:man, lord give me a sign is DMX's best one yet
other guy: yea it kicks ass
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An all powerful being of infinite power and strength. He created our universe and many others. All hail lord Pepe.
He comes down to Earth in the form of a sad frog representing all dead memes. He suffered for our sins.
I love Our Lord and Savior Pepe he is my god.
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(n) Brad- High lord of horses. May also be referred to as 'Bradley'. Nobody truly knows his last name, or even which horses he is the lord of, as they all seem to treat him the same as any other person- though they might be trying to help conceal his secret identity. Raised by Killer Whales in the Antarctic- he is prone to emotional insensitivity- possibly due to his previous parents dying in a freak incident involving Killer Whales.
Usually is absolutely great at everything he does- including hangovers, being shy and being amazing in bed, but he pretends to suck at some things because he's great at being modest and making other people feel valued.
Whenever you meet a Brad- watch out, because he might be the High lord of horses in disguise and he will be the best guy you ever met.
Guy: "Hi, I'm Brad - High lord of horses."
Girl: "Oh really? Let me see your dic- HOLY SHIT IT'S HIM!"
Girl 1: So I met this really new hot guy called Brad the other day
Girl 2: Omg think he's the high lord of horses?
Girl 1: I'm gonna find out!
say this when ur feeling crazy, like in a crazy hyper mood
Rapphie:were going to mckiver river
Me:Oh my lord allah!
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Is that a Starbucks cake pop?
"Oh my lordy lord."
"What?"
"CAKA"
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referring to to proclaim one's actions or words as coming from the Judaeo-Christian God when in fact the actions or words are not from God at all. Reference Exodus verse similar to "You shall not make wrongful use of the name of your God".
This commandment has nothing to do with the phrase "God dammit" as many superstitious simpletons have comes to believe.
Examples of taking the Lord's name in vein are:
"God told me that you should let me marry your 13 year old daughter"
"In the name of Jesus, I command you to . . "
"God sent me to do this"
"I am on a mission from God"
"God told me to tell you to send in 1 million dollars, operators are standing by."
"God hates fags"
"God hates America"
"God caused natural disaster A, B, C to punish group A, B, C"
"God told me blah blah blah"
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The sexiest couple in the city
man shrek x lord farquad is cool
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