An annoying little shit who rarely goes online.
Oh that’s Dan, he’s lazy he won’t be online for long.
When someone tells you to f*** off or in other words get lost.
“Aw mate heard you got pied by some girl the other day”
“Nah mate it was me who pied her, just told her to dans”
A bitch nigga but a good dood with a very very big pp
That one nigga a dan bro on jah
Dan is someone who Youngbin loves a lot, even more than lotte (but less than ciara)
An actual ray of sunshine, but can be a cunt, but that's A-ok
Hourly reminder that I love Dan no homo though
Dan a guy who is an amazing friend. You may not always be best friends but you’ll always be close, you may have a falling out or to but you’ll always be there for him and he’ll always be there for you.
Wow that’s Dan he’s a good friend.
When your friend smells of chips and wears glasses
You: Hey! You wear glasses and smell of chips. You smell like a real Dan
This DAN really thinks we’re in a relationship all because I talked to him when he needed a friend