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is the most awsome most amazing friend i have =D
god i love yeah Tiffany Eats-Ur Phucking-Pancakes your amazing!!! - love trisha
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A stupid bastard that likes to eat pancakes that are scorched on the outside and uncooked on the inside. These bastards insist you are an idiot for not liking it that way.
"Adam and Eric are stupid runny pancake eating bastards. They need a spoon to fill thier traps with uncooked pancake batter. They called me a retard because I didn't like it."
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A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.
The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.
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Using so much exlax, that one's intestines SPEW out of your asshole, onto your partners penis. Followed by shitting pancake shaped turds onto there chest. (Mostly done by Mexicans, or Fetal Pigs.)
Old Man 1: so anyone up to Fuck my ass syrup onto my dick pancake?
Old Man 2: Isn't that a little bit rushed? or Meixican? i Met you yesterday.
Fetal Pig 1: Im down, don't be a Pussy
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I'm always mindfucked by The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine
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The answer is:
Red.
Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks
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The act of getting breakfast food in the early hours of the morning (usually with a significant other) and eating and talking in the parking lot
Gf: I can't come over tomorrow, I'm busy all day!
Bf: We should get 3am pancakes tonight so I get to see you