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When you're stopped by county law enforcement and explain that you are rushing home to smash and they high five you and say "smash pass!" Aka not cop-blocking ;)
Criminal: I'm on my way home to bang my wife
Officer: SMASH PASS
*high fives*
Where you cuddle a buxom girl's pint-sized "furry four-legged friend" (cat, small dog, rabbit, etc.) for a while, then hand over the animal to her, obliging her to allow your hands/arms to press/rub right against her luscious chest-pillows for a few seconds as she carefully transfers her pet from your grasp to hers. A great and totally "acceptable" way to "cop a free feel" without the cutie's being able to accuse you of being too touchy feeley; if you're super-careful to not move your hand or arm any more than would logically be necessary to simply "pass off" the chesty chick's pet to her, most likely she won't even realize/suspect that you were "passing off"anything on her in the first place.
Sometimes a "pleeze squeeze theeze"-minded chick can herself be guilty of "passing off" the "small pet pass-off" on a guy --- she takes her sweet time and does more "maneuvering and wriggling" than seemingly necessary to merely take back her pet from him. :P
Quick, jump on that idea and get a patent going before someone else does…………Pass The Sac……..a fun party game for sacs of all sizes,………who will be the first to fill their sac………..Don’t spill the Sac.
Testimonials:
“I went to a party the other night and who would have thought I could have had so much fun, my partner spilled his sac all over everyone.”
“If you though a sac race was fun you haven’t lived until you play Pass The Sac, more fun than a barrel full of screaming monkeys.”
monkey -
A dick!, a Cock!
I like to spank my "Monkey" all the time!
Your boyfriend gets 3 passes to do whatever he wants to do to you anytime anywhere and you can't do anything about it
My boyfriend has 3 free passes he gets to do whatever he wants to me
Pushing a shit form your butthole into another persons butthole
This is a perfect phrase (and party trick!) to highlight the difference between British and American English accents. Each word in the sentence is pronounced differently when uttered aloud in the two different accents.
Two friends, one American & one British, met at a party. One asks the other to say “Please pass the pasta pastor” out loud.
American person: “Please {ˈpas} the {pä-stə} {ˈpa-stər}”
British person: “Please {pɑ s} the {ˈpæstə} {ˈpɑ stə(r)}”
nuh uh pass is a concept invented and controlled/owned by Elia Al-Nims where if anyone says "nuh uh" to you or "nyuh uh" or anything with a similar meaning, then it doesn't count and also whenever you say "nuh uh" or "nyuh uh" or anything with a similar meaning, then it automatically overrides and overpowers anyone else that says it. Only certain people have access to this pass.
friend: Cause u gay
you: nyuh uh
friend: nuh uh
you: I have nuh uh pass so it doesn't count lol
friend: aw man