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Like second hand smoke, many of us may have been affected by this dangerous contaminant, for instance at the gym as you are attempting to go about your workout and all you seem to hear is the total annoyance of the cell phone conversation from the person next to you.
It's even worse when the person is on speaker phone.
Second hand phone at it's worst is when you can't even hear yourself think, the conversation engulfs your entire existence.
I was experiencing some serious second hand phone when all I could hear is every detail of my roommates cellphone conversation in the kitchen.
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A phone booty call is when someone calls you very late at night typically after midnight just to talk to you and have a conversation. However, They'll only talk to you after midnight. Most people would call someone after midnight for a booty call but phone booty callers call after midnight just to talk on the phone. They won't speak to you the entire day unless it's midnight.
Girl: Hey !
Guy: *8 hours later when it's finally midnight* hey whats up ? i'm gonna call you
Girl: ok
The next day
Girl: *sends message at 2pm* Hey whats up?
Guy: *waits until midnight to answer back* Hey whats up ! let's talk on the phone
Girl: You only talk to me at midnight and you specifically wanna talk on the phone at that time and then ignore me the next day until midnight. You're using me as a phone booty call !
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1 - The act of sending repeated text messages and phone calls to a friend.
2- A popular phone prank service used to get revenge on your friends.
How can i get back at my friend?
Easy, just blow up the phone, dude!
1. The person is using a phone to type instead of a computer, as an excuse for typing slowly or typing with horrible grammar. Commonly used angrily and/or childishly.
2. The person is using a phone and wants you to getaway.
1. "You type really slow," I typed. "Im on a phone dumbass," they replied.
2. "My kid needs milk," I said. "Im on a phone dumbass," they replied, putting their phone up to my face.
The act of using one's smart phone to call someone for information you could have looked up on your smart phone by yourself.
Why call the theater for movie times when you could have just looked it up on your smart phone stupid?
Anyone who uses their smart phone to try to impress people. Usually described by someone who does not own a smart phone.
Guy: "Check out what my new iPhone can do! Don't you wish you had one?"
Girl: "Oh, you think you're such a big shot with your Smarty-Pants Phone."
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When someone gets a new phone and their texts are indecipherable for a week due to their inexperience with the keyboard.
Jack: Whay sre u doinh tonuggt?
Jill: New Phone Fingers, Jack?