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The art of putting a small animal in a pillow case and beating it against walls until it becomes a bloody mess and has a pillow like form.
Hey dad I'm about to pillow pet that cat if it claws me one more time
A pillow that looks like a human that lives in nj
"Philo the Pillow" I yelled.
Ignores
a pillow you specifically only use when you’re sick (a comfort pillow)
daughter : mom i’m sick can you get me my “sick pillow”
mom: here’s your “sick pillow” dear
A sexual/romantic partner who has laid beside you on a pillow, similar to pillow talk after sexual intercourse. You typically have strong feelings for this person hence the following phrase “baby”.
Sister: Ew, who are you talking to on the phone?
Charles: My pillow baby. It’s none of your business!
Sister: *frowns*
When your flatmate breaks in to everyone's room to leave shits in mysterious places, you then respond by taking a shitty pillow case and beating them with it. Thus a shitty pillow case
Had a right shitty pillow case roommate moment last night.
A source if iron that matthew conroy need most €1.49 ALDI finest
Hey conroy have you had your choco pillows .
Conroy:Collapses
Nope
A Boy's pillow which has a hole in it in which he cums in
Yeah, I bet you spend the night "sleeping" with your fav pillow