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A man who is so beta that it only takes one stroke of his penis before he busts a load
Girl 1: "I slept with John last night"
Girl 2: "How was it?"
Girl 1: "Bad, John is a 1 Pump Glump"
Girl 2: "Thats tough"
Catchphrase of one Ryan Dermo
Where he can spout it off almost at random
Victim of pumping: yea my grandpa just died
R.D: Penis pump original
Victim of pumping: bro what the fuck my grandpa's fucking dead are you even listening
Following the Mahatma Gandhi memorial lecture on Thursday evening, Jane had ingested fifteen White Castle chesseburgers and a chocolate shake, so the first thing she did Friday morning was pump a chunky into the mote.
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A two pump trump is when a guy fucks a female and comes after two pumps
Oh girl don't ever tango with josh he's a such a two pump trump one-two - come
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When a dude sticks his long, hard, throbing cock in a womans ass then pulls out and pee's in her mouth.
Hey man, what did you do last night?
I gave this chick a dirty ass pump; it was awesome.
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When male finds a girl so smashed they are paralytic, goes for a quick few pumps in the vagina. Then gets the fuck out. All without being noticed.
Man: that girl looks good enough for a one pump run.
Friend: Yh I agree, go for it!
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Having had so many plastic surgeries that it's blatantly obvious.
Ex. Britney Spears, most WWE Divas
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