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coyote punch

The act of punching a female in the vagina.

This woman wouldn't stop arguing with me so I coyote punched her!

by Nigthfall May 28, 2017


Kyle Punch

A slang term for 'Monster' energy drink.

"Yo, B, gimme some of that Kyle Punch, I'm about to go fuck up this drywall..."

by AlexEldridge January 9, 2021


royal punch

When you are having sex with your partner from behind and just before climax you punch them hard in the kidneys.

I gave my girlfriend a royal punch last week, she hasn't stopped pissing blood.

by Squattingjester February 21, 2016


Ballon Punch

The use of a plastic bag wrapped around the hand and arm to shove an obstuctive piece of fecal matter around the u-bend of a toilet.

Wow that dump was so big I had to Ballon punch it down!

by Shambollock March 18, 2023


android punch

When your anal fucking a girl from behind, simultaneously watching a video of you fucking the same girl anally on her Android in hand, and you scroll to another video of a rando guy jerking off on her phone. You get so mad you throw her phone at the back of her head; causing her sphincter muscles to tighten and make you cum.

The greatest and worst moment of my sex life happened when I Android Punched my now ex wife.

by Fucked in the ass December 3, 2017


Cunt Punch

The Cunt punch is a basic combat manoeuvre that involves punching a woman in the vagina, almost exclusively in an uppercutting fashion. The cunt punch is generally administered to a woman that is displaying attributes that can be described and or categorised as "cunty".

"That woman at McDonalds was being a bitch and asking to see the manager, so I gave her the meanest Cunt punch"

by Layum1203 March 1, 2018


Mother Punch

Somebody who likes to take most if not all anger out on his/her mother, due to the naked true that they like to suck dick for a hobby. Preferably Chad.

Chad likes to use all negative force towards one's mother. Mother Punch.

by JJED March 23, 2017