putting the corn back on the cob

While having anal sex with a woman, you pull out to discover there is a piece of undigested corn on your dick.

I was at a party on the week-end and this cougar totally wanted my dick in her ass. About half way through I pulled out to change positions and realized we were totally putting the corn back on the cob. In the interest of fairness I asked her eat the leftovers. That was awesome!

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Put your weener back in

Settle down,calm down

Dude,put your weener back in

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you don't put out

The action of not putting out.

James: You don't put out...
Amanda: Yes I do!!!
James: Nope.

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Put up your hand

What a girl yells to a guy when she wants to see how big he is.

Girl: "Hey! Put up your hand."
Guy: "Okaaay..." *puts up hand*
*girls giggle and whisper* "He's so small!"

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put your weights up

Deliberately and secretly disadvantaging someone in some way in the workplace. For example, overloading them with work, denying them training opportunities or spreading gossip about them.

Originated in Australia - New Zealand and derived from the practice of adding weights to the saddle of a race horse to handicap it and slow it down.

If you don't kiss arse with that bastard manager, he'll put your weights up at the next performance appraisal.

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to put (oneself) yourself out there

A verb complex used in a dating concerning context, which means to give other people and yourself a chance to get to know somebody who might be dating material. This can include being open to new types of people, to not judge directly and not think about the fact too much and just to let it happen.

A: I will never have a relationship/someone/soulmate etc.

B: You just have to put (oneself) yourself out there!

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i put it on my mama

You’re putting your word on it

Keeping it real

Yo man, did you score that hottie last night at the club??.. . Hell yeah I put it on my Mama yo

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