when your dick is so large that it rips your partner from her vagina to her bunghole, and your creampie runs through the uni-crack into her asshole.
"Dammit Tim, you ripped me and gave me a uni-crack!"
"It's okay Tina, I can use this opportunity to give you a River of Excellence!"
A shitty group of casinos in Mississippi owned by the Choctaws. Known for its rude employees, tight slots, slow drinks and WASTED locals.
Man Pearl River Resort sucks, I'm going to the coast.
A small shitty place in Nova Scotia where there's nothing to do but stare at a wall.
Billy Bob: Hey wanna go to River Hebert?
Joe: No that place is boring.
When a Young woman stabs her vaginal canal til the point of bleeding while it flows into a masturbating midgets mouth
Jack: I can't believe you let Sam have a Nile River
Hailey: It is all in good fun
When A Young Woman uses a plastic fork to stab her vaginal canal to the point of bleeding and lets the discharge flow into a masturbating midgets mouth she stands atop of butt naked.
Luke: I can't believe you let them each drink a Nile River.
Jackie: It's all in good fun!.