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A term usually reserved for the erect male member.
Yo! Tyrelle! Git your ass over here now and blow on my turgid-love-rocket till it bathes your sweet tonsils in cock custard
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A shit that has a fart stuck in behind it.
When you go to the toilet with a rocket-powered shit, the result depends on the type if shit- if runny, it will erupt and spray everywhere, covering the toilet bowl in modern art. If dry, all the shit will force itself from your anus in one log, leaving no mess behind, and creating a huge splash as it cannons into the water. A rocket-powered shit will need no wiping after, as the fart cleans it all up for you.
Bob: dude I need to go take a shit
John: cool man tell me how it goes
(Explosion and subsequent screams emanate from the vicinity of the bathroom)
Bob returns.
John: oh god, what have you done?
Bob: fuck. That shit was no ordinary shit.
John: oh my god
Bob: it was a ROCKET-POWERED SHIT
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Noun.
Spam javelin. Pork sword. Meat maypole. Salami shagpipe. Turkey drumstick. Lamb length. Kebab tube. Mutton muff masher.
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When your girl is sleeping and you pour coke into her vagina then add some mentos. You know what happens next.
Me: You think if I pull a Floridian Pussy Rocket on her she'll break up with me? I just wanna see what happens.
Anthony: Nah if you film it and tell her it's a prank after, she'll be cool with it.
Me. Sick. Tonight's gonna be fun as hell.
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When one is so drunk, one is willing to place a rocket-like firecracker between one's butt cheeks and fire it off.
"What ho, stout Yeoman? Might I infer by thine Countenance that thou hast been tempted by The Drink?"
"Verily! In celebrating somewhat belatedly Her Royal Highness' Golden Jubilee, my Compatriots and I didst become so emboldened as to consequently suffer the following Reproach of a fine and honest Gentlewoman: 'Ye Gods, you Vagabonds, but you have become ass-rocket drunk!'"
The easiest of ways to escape from any type of situation, be it socially awkward or displeasing. Most commonly used in the resident evil series.
Dating Agency Dude: OK Dude here's your blind date, Rosie O.
Dude1: Holy crap dude! WTF is that!?
Brad(flying over in a helicopter): Here!(drops the rocket launcher) Use the rocket launcher! Kill it, whatever it is!!
Dude1: Thanks Brad!