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The “Great Awakening” among diehard Trumpists-QAnonists for their twice-impeached “political savior” and the “anointed one” to come back to free the country from the “Deep State” and to make America greater again—they couldn’t believe that President Biden is officially inaugurated, because they were expecting President Trump to declare martial law to remain in power for four more years.
With millions of hardcore supporters itching to hear from their ex-Twitterer-in-Chief directly, their only hope now is to keep the faith in Trump’s second coming, which might take place in 2024 or 2028, if he’s not barred from public office by Senate lawmakers.
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2007 Japanese animated movie drama about time and love. Basically the Japanese version of The Notebook.
"The movie is named 5 Centimeters Per Second for the speed at which cherry blossom petals fall, petals being a metaphorical representation of humans, reminiscent of the slowness of life and how people often start together but slowly drift into their separate ways."
Did you cry while watching 5 Centimeters Per Second?
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This can also be ripped her a second asshole. Originally this phrase meant to attack someone with vicious and overwhelming brutality but, over time the meaning changed to become to reprimand someone so totally and effectively that it effectively destroyed them. If you have ripped him (or her) a second asshole you have administered the ultimate put down.
Jay, you know that wanker Malcolm ruined the design for the new website? Well the boss called him into his office and ten minutes later Malcolm came out, he was pale and shaking and I think he'd pissed himself! The boss sure ripped him a second asshole and on top of that he got potted!
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The act of injuring oneself or someone else with a firearm, usually accidentally. Most often due to a failure of the firearm holder to exercise basic firearms safety protocols. The failure is sometimes unintentional, but can often be an intentional refusal to handle firearms safely.
A Michigan man second amendmented himself at a Victoria Secret store last Friday.
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When you finish making a sandwich and you go to put the condiments away, someone comes up behind you and says "wait I'm gonna second that!"
Basically when someone saves you from having to out something away.
Sweet relief.
"Hey man don't put the peanut butter and jelly back I'm gonna second that"
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Adjetive: When someone is so brofesional that they are above people who are not bros.
Lucas, Remy, Steven, Brendan, Jake, and Will are second prestige at life.
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The response you say to someone who chastises you for not being early or on time. The first mouse gets killed in the trap leaving the cheese for the second mouse.
You are late getting to the box office to buy tickets for a concert and the guy who has been waiting in line for hours tells you, "Dude, the early bird gets the worm!" You respond by saying, "Yeah, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
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