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When someone is ready to come, pull out, jizz on the person's face and smack the fuck out of them.
Everyone knows that to make sure you stake your claim right, gotta Slap A Sticker on 'em. They'll never forget you.
Slapping an erect penis against pussy.
Man, I could hear him slap the wood from the other room!
A smoothie slap is when a person randomly or purposfully walks up to someone holding a smoothie and Slaps it right out of their hand, then says:
"When the FUCK did we get ice cream!?"
Double points if your smoothie drechnes a hot girl with a t-shirt on.
So I walked up to this self rightious preppy kid on a colledge campus and Smoothie slapped him right in front of his hot tennis playing girl friend!
The act of having sexual intercourse for an extended period of time. Afterwards falling asleep and having the feeling that you have been knocked out or slapped.
Jeremy: dude I would have came over but I got kooka slapped.
Ron: what! You know what that's ok man, I bet it was great!
The Slap Bag is a bike handlebar mounted bag that open and closes with just one hand. It has a front edge much like a slap bracelet that can open and then close with one hand. It is designed to carry your cell phone, keys, wallet/money, a camera, food/bars/gu, first aid kit/bandaids, kids toys or anything you find that you want to take on your next adventure. It also mounts to strollers, scooters, boats, strider bikes, kids bikes, cruiser bikes, fixie bikes, fat bikes, mountain bikes and likley many other things we haven't yet discovered.
I use The Slap Bag on all my bike adventures to carry my cell phone, keys and some food for my ride.
When someone fills there butt-hole with air and then someone slaps it and they let out a little poop.
Dan: what happened to you lastnight?
Jake: oh my god dude, Jane wanted to try this new thing called woppie slap. i didnt know what it was till it was already done.
Dan: I have heard about woopie slaps, thats disgusting dude.
The feeling you get when you ignore a stupid facebook post or share (like/share/ etc. if you're against bullying/abuse/sex/cancer/anything). The feeling remains the same even after you realize that liking a picture doesn't help anything
Annoying Facebook Person: OMG like this post if you're against bullies I know 99% of you won't cuz you're too cool <3
Sane Facebook User: Liking the picture doesn't do anything about bullying, but that damn guilt-slap stings