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Whitty-Son

1) White boy
2) Has the biggest penis on the eastern sea board

"Whitty-son Your gay son"

by Dick Handler February 23, 2003


Jacob Aron son

He is a wierd guy and gay, but kinda cool

Hey, There`s Jacob Aron son

by DaddyLucas12 September 16, 2024


Mj step son

A fat ass bich who was more necks than insults and flexes his day z base even tho his ass didn't build it

Stop being mj step son

by Wicky28272 June 20, 2023


Son of a cock sucker

What someone says when they see someone who’s mother sucks dick for money

Victor: Son of a cock sucker!
Jayden: What’s wrong?
Victor: Your mum sucks dick for money, so I’m calling you a son of a cock sucker.

by DaBeasteo March 15, 2023


Sons of Tappan

A historically loyal fraternity of brothers that lived on Tappan Ave and will do pretty much anything for other club members. The SoT charter was born between the blocks of Oakland and East University in Fall 2013, however traces it's roots back even further to 2012. The group has remained tight ever since, despite many of it's members expanding out nationally to reach the ends of the Earth.

See also, Tappan Premier Leauge.

"Man, those guys up in 304 Tappan are so lame, I heard they even refer themselves as the Sons of Tappan."

by #64onthefield#1inourhearts August 16, 2021


Sexy Son Hypothesis

AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHERE CRITICAL FAT COCK THEORY COMES IT TO PLAY!

Hym "THERE IT IS! 'Sexy Son Hypothesis' or 'Critical fat cock theory Jr.' as they call it in academia, is the theory that women select to have attractive sons. And it sounds like it's derivative and it's bullshit because I should be getting some credit for some of this. You got a guy on YouTube who openly admitted to gang rape in explicitly terms. You got dudes trading social capital as a means for prostitution. I can't get any credit for anything I'm seeing shorts right now. How am I not the lesser of many evens here? My fundamental interactions are a VISIBLE FALSEHOOD OF SOMEONE ELSE'S CREATION and SOMEHOW... THAT! ISN'T ACTUALLY MY PROBLEM! THAT... has NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING and is somehow a FIXED FACET OF REALITY and cannot be altered in any way. THAT! Doesn't need to be addressed in any way shape or form! The quality of my entire existence is contingent entirely on whether or not a fat-shit who's better off than me needs a break.

HERE I SIT! Wondering why? As everyone else wonders why? Why is the suicide going up? Why do epidemics abound? COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE THAT COULD IT? Nope. It's clearly that's just how things are. And it isn't incumbent on anyone to change their behavior... Except for the person... Who has the problem... With the way that things can't not be... Because it would require someone other... Than the person with the problem... To change their behavior... EVEN IF the problem... Is the people... Who aught not have to change their behavior... because people don't have to change their behavior... And so long as their behavior... Only affects your outcome... RATHER THAN THEIRS... They are justified... In that behavior... Because the are receiving... The outcome that is desirable... Regardless of the circumstances... That is how society is structured... And that isn't the problem... Sure. People believe is Bigfoot so in that context it really isn't that much of a stretch. That's what I think about your Sexy Son Hypothesis."

by Hym Iam August 28, 2023


Son-Zoned

Adj. Is when an older lady rejects the advances of a much younger gentleman.

Susan: did Aiden hit on you over the weekend?
Vicky: yes, he did. But I son-zoned him: he's just a few years older than my kids.

by joeychan12 December 17, 2023