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A game where a wheel is spun with two options: slings, and spoons. If the wheel lands on slings then ur testicles will be surgically removed and then slung onto ur face. If it lands in your mouth you must eat it, if it hits your eye your eye is replaced with your testicle. If the wheel lands on spoon then ur testicles are violently carved out with just a regular spoon and then force fed to you.
Michael: I participated in slings and spoons last night.
Everyone: you sick fuck.
When you’re spooning with a girl and fall asleep, only to wake up and find out you had a wet dream while spooning her.
Dude last night I accidentally caught myself wet spooning with Sarah, good thing she didn’t wake up and find out! It would’ve been embarrassing!
Trying not to hit the sides of the mug with the spoon when you're stirring your brew, because the clink will wake anybody you live with up and then they will want one.
Joe: What took you so long with the coffee?
Steve: I had to do the Velvet Spoon Routine. If I hit the side of the mug, the clinking sound would’ve woken my roommate up, and he would’ve wanted one.
A bad solution, temporarily considered.
Looking up towards the window they thought “This rope made of laundry DOES seem pretty sturdy…” but then realized it was spoons on spaghetti night.
For when yo baby momma, sugardaddy or any of the sort ain’t pullin thru you gots to get the homies involved with Spooning Sunday cuz all time is cuddle time (you can also participate if your single since we all down bad)
“Gonna go Spooning with the boyz for Spooning Sunday 🥶🥶🥶🥵🥵🥵😈😈😈🤟🤟🤟”
Someone who spoons with others regardless of relationship status, emotional state, or friendship with the spoonee.
"Oh my god, Katie is such a spoon ho, she cuddled with everyone at the party last night!"
n: a cuddle or snuggle position where a male partner is lying on his side, pressed-in closely from behind, with a detectable erection
v: to press-in closely from behind, on one's side, as a male partner with a detectable erection
"My guy and I ended up in a dirty spoon before getting out of bed for work."
"Then he said; 'Let's dirty spoon and see where it leads...'"