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When you shit water splashes up into your asshole
My turd hit the water and the splash hit me before the hatch closed. I gave myself a truck stop enema.
A brief detention dat da police perform on someone walking around town wrapped in just a towel or bath-robe.
One should securely pin his post-showering attire so dat said birthday-suit covering will stay "modestly" closed if he encounters any terry stops.
I don’t like Fariz Jabba stop flirting.
I don’t like Fariz Jabba stop flirting.
The phrase you say when somebody behind you is doing the fappy face and you are about to "stop in your tracks" and elbow them in the nose.
Bryant's natural reaction to the Fappy Face.
Joe: "Hey Bryant, fresh cakes! Michael is doing the fappy face right behind you!"
Bryant; "Is that right Joseph? Then I guess you should... let me stop in my tracks! *thrusts arm back and hits Michael in the face*
Michael: Not now Bryant...
You use this phrase when someone repeats a story over and over or if a person is just spouting bull shit. Instead of saying "You're full of it.", you can say (in a sarcastic tone) "Well....stop the world and let me off".
It's also an appropriate response to a big surprise.
"Did you hear the news? Sally is pregnant!"
"After all these years!? Well, stop the world and let me off!"
completely missing the stop sign and stoping half way passed it
“you passed the stop” “tijuana stop..”
A Russian traffic stop is when in a video game or irl if you are a true Slav you rush at a active enemy tank while shouting “urrrah urrrah” jump on top of it break the hatches open and kill the whole crew Stalin would be proud
Soviet soldier 1 do you see that panzer comrade ivan?
Ivan yes comrade
Rush that Cyka
*ivan does Russian traffic stop and impresses Stalin*