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A figure of speach used to inform somebody that they are in an unsatisfactory position.
person 1: "I can't go to the bar tonight, I have no money"
person 2: "Man.. sucks to be you"
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when she sucks your fingers because she is so drunk and cant find your dick
last night mary was so drunk she couldnt even find my dick so my fingers were some good sucking candy
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1. Someone who sucks up to others he/she deems superior.
2. One who worships celebrities or big name athletes.
3. Most sports journalists.
4. Jay Leno.
1. "All those douchebags at ESPN do nothing but suck ass."
2. "This Jay Leno guy, he does nothing but suck ass every night on his show."
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It was almost time for lunch. The teacher looking like a stripper asked me to stay after class. When everyone left, she came over to my desk and grabbed my dick. I was shocked. Her doing that, made me want more. I got up and pushed her in the desk. I stripped her until she was completely naked. I then grabbed her breasts, and sucked em. The were so soft. And big. I took out my cock and went back and forth between her breaststroke. She moans. I then without hesitation, went inside her. She moaned even louder. I locked the door, and closed the curtains. I turn her around feeling her wet pussy and her giant boobs. Then went in her again
I went back and forth where we both cummed like crazy. The bell rang. We quickly put on our clothing and I kissed her still naked boob goodbye. Next period my table still had cum on it. I wiped it quickly. This kept happening until the end of the school year. I must go. She's calling me.
take your tongue and move it around the NIPPLES until you get to the pussy. Titty Sucking
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It is, what it is.
(super slut) SUCK FOR A BUCK!!!!
(random guy) I GOT A DOLLAR!
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Any person who is an annoying jerk or idiot. Used in an insulting way to describe anyone one does not like. Comparable to "asshole".
You are such a suck hole
Get lost you stupid suck hole
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when a guy is so tall he gets a blow job while the girl stands, no need to kneel, just suck it...
When she knelt she couldn't suck my knees, let alone my cock, so she did the suck stand...
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