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A phrase commonly said before a person exposes or speaks about possibly damaging information, usually related to the government or one of its agencies.
John: "I am not suicidal; I have 100% legitimate proof the CIA assassinated Jeffery Epstein"
The CIA: "Damn, how are we going to take him out now!"
It's a pretty simple definition to explain: Someone who hates the Deathcore band Suicide Silence, despite them being one of the Pioneers of the genre.
Suicide Silence Hater: "THIS MUSIC SOUNDS LIKE SHIT!! I FUCKING HATE SUICIDE SILENCE!"
Me: "Well fuck you then, you aren't going to be my friend anytime soon."
Peter Pan suicide is when you commite suicide before your 18th birthday, usually because you dont want that being an adult stress
Suicide Poker is a card game invented by Michael Badders in which you try to make your best poker hand while kill cards are being delt.
I won playing the Suicide Poker Game.
Garden variety depression that results in not wanting to kill yourself, but hoping you'll die in your sleep soon, is passive aggressive suicide.
Look, I've a had a good run. I'm not going to kill myself, but I wouldn't mind going soon either. It's passive aggressive suicide.
A status update one sends to declare that they are done with Facebook. The usual reason is that there is "too much drama." Only a very small number of Facebook suicide note writers keep their promise.
Some don't delete their accounts, so they just come back in a month, some end up making new ones, and still others keep their promise but find out that, unfortunately, Facebook has becoming very important for keeping up with what's going on around you.
Bob: This will be my last status update on facebook. There's just too much drama and bullshit here. If you want to talk to me just text me. (August 3rd, 2011)
Joe: Sorry to hear it man, yeah there can be a lot of bullshit on here sometimes.
Bob: Sup (August 10th, 2011)
Joe: I knew you were full of shit when you wrote that Facebook suicide note.
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Someone who makes suicide pacts with multiple people. However, most suicide pact thots are just super edgy people who act way more depressed online then they actually are irl.
Person 1: Man, life fucking sucks right now!
Person 2: Same here. Suicide pact?
Person 1: Hmm, I already have a suicide pact with 7 others. But I guess I can make one with you too if it means I get around to killing myself quicker!
Person 2: Deal! But be careful though. You’re turning into quite the suicide pact thot.
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