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A phrase commonly said before a person exposes or speaks about possibly damaging information, usually related to the government or one of its agencies.
John: "I am not suicidal; I have 100% legitimate proof the CIA assassinated Jeffery Epstein"
The CIA: "Damn, how are we going to take him out now!"
The message in GMod Prop Hunt when a hunter dies, usually due to noob-tubing a room full of props (suicided) or randomly "tripping" over something and dying (died mysteriously). The gamemode was very poorly made and is not updated, so the latter happens surprisingly often.
Daithi De Nogla: *Steps on a toilet and dies* "Agh! I slipped on a toilet! WHAT THE FUCKKK!"
"Daithi De Nogla suicided or died mysteriously."
When you want to kill someone you hate but someone else appears (usually your S.O.), takes your weapon, and kills you instead when you give them consent.
Damn, I hate myself. I should commit Third-degree suicide.
When the person driving a car gives road head to the passenger while driving on winding roads
Holy shit! Fanny and Juan drive off a cliff after she was giving him a blowjob! Wow what a California Double Suicide!
Garden variety depression that results in not wanting to kill yourself, but hoping you'll die in your sleep soon, is passive aggressive suicide.
Look, I've a had a good run. I'm not going to kill myself, but I wouldn't mind going soon either. It's passive aggressive suicide.
A status update one sends to declare that they are done with Facebook. The usual reason is that there is "too much drama." Only a very small number of Facebook suicide note writers keep their promise.
Some don't delete their accounts, so they just come back in a month, some end up making new ones, and still others keep their promise but find out that, unfortunately, Facebook has becoming very important for keeping up with what's going on around you.
Bob: This will be my last status update on facebook. There's just too much drama and bullshit here. If you want to talk to me just text me. (August 3rd, 2011)
Joe: Sorry to hear it man, yeah there can be a lot of bullshit on here sometimes.
Bob: Sup (August 10th, 2011)
Joe: I knew you were full of shit when you wrote that Facebook suicide note.
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Someone who makes suicide pacts with multiple people. However, most suicide pact thots are just super edgy people who act way more depressed online then they actually are irl.
Person 1: Man, life fucking sucks right now!
Person 2: Same here. Suicide pact?
Person 1: Hmm, I already have a suicide pact with 7 others. But I guess I can make one with you too if it means I get around to killing myself quicker!
Person 2: Deal! But be careful though. You’re turning into quite the suicide pact thot.
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