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A text message that is sent to someone under the assumption that you know that they're going to text you. Commonly used with tech-deficient family members who take forever to answer text messages.
I sent a Preemptive Text to my mother to inform her that i was driving home, because I knew she was gonna ask where i was.
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Engaging in text conversations with women that have been around the block.
I don't want to text back that girl because I heard she's been around.........I might catch a Text-TD.
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The equivalent to the drunk dial.
1. Texting the opposite sex with excessive emoticans
2. Texts that are not readable unless one is also under the influence.
3. Texting random people just to spark a conversation
;-) :-D <3333
"we shfhould tttoly hngouta sum1time"
yo bro..how's college life mannn gettng any or whattt
all are exmapls of tipsy texts
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The act of text dating to the point where you fall in deep love and end up driving to where the lover is living at so you can date them in real life and or eventualy have sex.
similer to the movie sex drive but with a phone.
similer to text relationship sexting text-drive
(man)you are going to california just to see her?
(guy)yea so what.
(man)thats five states away!
(guy)its a text-drive bro learn to deal with it. >:(
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The act of overly text messaging another party, usually of the opposite sex. Marked often as an annoyance to people in a close proximity.
"I'm trying to have a conversation with you here man and all you want to do is have text sex with fat chicks."
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a cute, kawaii way of saying "sending a text"
ex. i'll texty text you when I leave
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The act of inserting one of those fancy new waterproof cell phones into the vagina, and proceeding to send it text messages, thus creating a makeshift vibrator.
also see brown texting
Example 1:
Dude 1- "I confiscated my GF's vibrator the other day because she told me I couldn't please her like a real man, but I think she's been pink texting ever since"
Dude 2- "I'm sorry dude. My mom used to spend all day pink texting so I know what that's like"
Example 2:
"I don't have time to pink text anymore because I run an interstellar empire"
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