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Legendary talk-show host and comedic genious.
Host of "Late Show with David Letterman," which stars long-time music director, Paul Shaffer, along with the CBS Orchestra. Also features long-time announcer, Alan Kalter, owner of the "Hello Deli", Rupert Jee, and a variety of other regular guests and acts. Shown on CBS. Weeknights, 11:30 P.M. ET/PT.
Dave Letterman could kick Jay Leno's fat ass any day of the week.
Jay Leno is a putz, compared to David Letterman.
Who the hell is this jackass Jay Leno!? The only talk-show host I know, or care about is David Letterman.
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A code-word for guys to let each other know a girl has a nice booty, without the girl knowing the guys are talking about her. Named after John David Booty, the USC Quarterback. This term has been circulated around the Grand Valley State University campus.
Hey man, did you see John David over there by the pop machine?
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A Dry David is basically the exact opposite of a WET WILLY. It is were you stick your finger in a victim's ear and stwist it around violently. But your finger is not wet so it hurts.
Last night I gave my teacher a Dry David.
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britian's most sellable face.
his brains are located at his right foot.
wears wigs.
marries to stop others calling him gay.
a male fan: I lurve david beckham.
(enuff said)
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The most perfect couple anyone could predict or look for. They are beautiful and would most definelty make the most amazing, thrilling, beautiful, kids. There kids would make the stars not shine as much as there kids. David and Erin would be the most amazing couple. They may know eachother or not, but in the end about 24 to 25. All Erin and Davids will be together. They are the most two beautiful and outstanding people in the world. They will be together forever. The most AMAZING, PERFECT MATCHING, COUPLE.
Adorable.
David and Erin = Forever Lasting.
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Based on the Craig David hit 'walking away'. To walk away, or do a Texas.
Sandy wasn't what i expected, so i told her i was ill, and did a Craig David.
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A dick that makes you moan till you cum ; a good fuck
Side Effects:
Multiple orgasms
Struggle to walk normally after fucking
Babies
Girl 1: Have you ever fucked David's Dick before?
Girl 2: Fuck yeah he made me drench my bed sheets in my pussy juice! Have you?
Girl 1: Hell yeah! He gave me such a good fucking that he had me begging for one more pounding
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