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Noun: a girl no one would ever think someone would marry
Yep, with that face she’s a definite unicorn bride
A position created while eating waffles. It consists of a man sticking a dildo to his head and fu king a woman with the dildo while on her period
"Do you want to try a new position tonight"
"Yes the red velvet unicorn"
Bunch of snowflakes that can't handle confrontation, care bear hug me please pussies.
Look at those unicorns from Unicorn server, bunch of melting snowflakes.
when your name is hannah and you are a unicorn
random person; hello hannah is a unicorn
me;hi
When your mans put glitter on his tongue and gives you a rimjob. Think finger painting but with your toungue. Then that bish eats your ass like Christmas dinner until you wiggle your asshairs against his nose, making him sneeze the glitter right back into the poopchute.
Im getting my life together, so I got some unicorn snot :)))
Somebody who regularly disappears despite claiming they are “always there”
Man, Marvin is a real unicorn PP.