Search under the bed

Searching under the bed means getting in the position to take it doggy style. On all 4s, arms and head down, ass up. Searching under the bed.

Nathan - Hey bitch, go search under the bed ;)
Patricia - But I want missionary!
Nathan - No, cunt, go search under the bed!
Patricia - Fine

pink bed

A Pink Bed is a pink bed, it is nice to add color into your dreamland, pink is a color of protection, strength and beauty.

Pink Bed, honey, I’ll meet you inside after I do the dishes.

Bed brushing

Lazy brushing of da hair on da bed

I made a new thing, bed brushing.

bed kid

When a kid stays in bed all day and is usually late for social events.

"Ugh, that bed kid is late again!"

Dead bed energy

Refers to someone who clearly doesn't know how to liven up a bedroom, since body-shaming is so last year. You can't choose your body, but you can always choose how you use it. Plus, it's gender-neutral. The counterpart to this is "frisky bed energy".

Erica: "So Brad thinks that women are only good for sex, cooking, and cleaning."

Janet: "Eww. Dump him. That is some dead bed energy."

bed dial

Bed Dial is exactly the same as Pocket Dial, except it`s when your phone is in your bed.
By rolling over on your phone while it is in your bed,an acquaintance is accidentally dialed.

"Hey,why did you call me at 3 am last night?
"Aw sorry dude,must have bed dialed"

Tables on bed

Telling this to someone is basically saying they are stupid.

Terry: Hey, Tables on bed!
Harry: How rude
Terry: *trips*
Harry: Haha, How does it feel to be Tables on bed?