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country with a lot of hills, sheep, fruit, and a ridiculously small military.
eventually i plan to go to new zealand and drive around on curvy roads on pocket bikes.
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Real news that is perceived as being critical of a fake president.
If the news isn't saying anything positive about Donald Trump then some racist will label it as fake news.
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Cool facebook feature that lets you check facebook quickly, then get shit done. Bonus points for backlash comedy.
Josh friended some random girl
Random girl is notifed of Josh's activity via news feed
Josh is pissed because he isn't really friends with random girl
Josh joins online petition
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Anyone from, or anyone who lives within the state of New York. This includes both upstate and downstate New York. Texans come from Texas; Californians come from California & New Yorkers come from New York.
Person One: You know Steve?
Person Two: Yeah, he just moved here from Rochester, NY.
Person One: Oh, I didn't realize he's a New Yorker.
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An age when people who have had the marvelous blessings of living in a Judeo-Christian tradition, a free education, free libraries, and access to information, reject everything they have learned, and all of their common sense. They adopt the customs of people who live with cobras in the road, and pretend to believe in reincarnation. This leads to such preposterous principles as "meat is murder."
Who were you in your previous life, Rebekah?
Previous life?!! What do you think I am, a Hindu? A snake charmer? An ass-trologer? A New Age Yuppie? Come on, Rosemary, gimme a break!
New Age Yuppie: Don't take part in the rodeo! Meat is murder!
Cowboy: Get outta my way, you brainless New Age twerp! That steer sure as hell ain't MY grandpa!
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The identical twin of London
New York and London two of the most diverse places on earth.
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A liberal man who whines in a feminine pitch about the woes of the politcal left
The smog isn't that bad, quit sounding New Castrati ...
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