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people think you are happy but reality you ain't
I'll be honest you think my life Is Beautiful but it's Coming into an end in reality
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when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.
"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"
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You've got a face that resembles the south end of a north bound goat
dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball similar to dont know your ass from a hole in the ground a little more funny
you mister president dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball
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The phrase will only be understood by dirty minded people. A word that starts with p and ends with orn is guessed to be porn as it IS the hottest part of the movie industry however the real word is popcorn! Used as a trick to see if someone is dirty minded.
"Hey frank, what starts with P and ends with ORN and is the hottest part of the movie industry?"
"Ehhmmm... Porn?"
"Omg frank, it's popcorn you dirty minded freak!"
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It's what people type into urban dictionary when they have nothing else to do and act like helpless little shits.
"I accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me," Typed me in 6th grade when I was supposed to work on a grammar book.
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The most interesting thing to say when someone asks for you to do something.
Melinda: So Craig, can you try to get people to sign this petition?
Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.
or...
Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.
Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.
Cynthia: .........
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