A war caused by a American guy stealing a watermelon in panama (not really a war but a riot)
Do you remember the Watermelon War
when a bitch petty as fuck and want the smoke but won’t confront you, or her name is physically stuck in her mouth; therefore is a pussy
She has officially declared uncivil war by illegibly writing my name on a tshirt like fan merchandise.
A series of disconnected stories that will eventually be linked up later on while offering little to no information about: what is happening, who the people involved are or why it's happening. You will be required to glean information from the context of the story unless you are otherwise aware of the circumstances prior to the conversation.
Person 1: "...So Sarah and I were able to make it to the store, they were out of pineapples. We got a call from Davis telling use that he and Elly just barely managed to find Davi's shoes, I swear they lose everything. Meanwhile, Milo and Kenny are just barely finding parking, and Josh, who got dropped off, is running for it and..."
Person 2 : "Dude...I have no idea who these people are. Back it up, you're telling me An Infinity War here..."
Donkey wars, series of wars in eastern Europe, to claim independence from the USSR.
Those bloody turnip eaters, and their donkey wars. You would think they would just return to the mud.
David and Petr are Czech surviours of the donkey wars
A semi fraudulent method of selling goods (usually for trading cards but can apply to the equivalent). The seller will state that items are raw and ungraded/unsearched but in reality, they have been searched but the seller 'plants' better quality items in what is purchased in the hopes that the buyer will be exultant regarding the find. (Similar to Storage Wars tactics).
Person 1: I got 1000 trading cards for twenty dollars! I even found a three dollar rookie card in the mix!!!
Person 2: Twenty dollars for 999 commons and one 3 dollar card? You were Storage Warred
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A bio war is a online argument in which two or more people use their accounts bio on a variety of platforms to exchange arguments back and forth.
Man, Joe and Tim are in a pretty heated bio war right now.
An ARG in which well known youtube shorts creators such as Jonny RaZer, DannoDraws, RoyalPear, and a few others joined together, the main reason the ARG was created being to address different issues in a fun manner. Season 1 (also called the Clone Saga) was about clones, both content and channels, and Season 2 still isn't out yet, as this is being written on October 30th and Season 2 is coming out in winter. Some of the more notable ARG specific characters are Clone Riggy, RoyalMelon (Pear's clone, also one of the only nice clones, R.I.P.), and The Boss.
"I can't believe I missed The Shorts Wars Clone Saga! I've always been obsessed with ARGs, and I can't believe I thought it was a rickroll QR code!!! I'll have to tune in for whatever Season 2 has in store."