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a girl who has the tit that looks like the brown tip of a banana its so small
hey, martha has the brown tip of banana
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"Bro, nice hair, do you frost your tips"
"Nah, this is from the sun, but you should frost my tip"
STFU, frost my tip
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When one is taking a violent shit while violently vomiting at the same time
“Why were you not at work?”
“I had two tip tummy terrorism.”
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A back alley circumcision. Alternately a pre-season NCAA basketball tournament.
My family didn't have insurance when I was born so I got a Puerto Rico tip off which became infected.
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Kleenex & Q-Tips are what you hand someone who needs to clean himself up after finally extracting his head from his ass.
Roger in procurement finally put in the order for that equipment we have been asking for to increase production for the last 8 months.
Did you get him some Kleenex & Q-Tips? He's had his head up his ass since he first started working here, and it looks like he's finally seen the light of day.
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A sexy polor bear with frosted tips
Frosted tip polor bear is sexy man
1)A vocal warm up tongue twister
2)A line uttered by Jack Black in School of Rock.
1)The lips, the teeth, the tip of the tongue,
the tip of the tongue, the teeth, the lips.
2)"Tip of the tongue, teeth and the lips.
OK.
It starts off...
...a dark stage,
and then a beam of light,
and you can see me and my guitar."
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