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To get really drunk and then start having sex with a girl, and then pass out while in the act of having sex with said girl and roll onto the floor and consequently have all your friends make fun of you.
I got so drunk last night, and I think I remember hooking up with some girl but I think I pulled a Matt because I woke up naked, facedown on the floor.
crazy mother fucker, wcsu student, dope ass rapper, true litch resident.
i went to the club nd brought this bitch back...i pulled a Matt MrUptown Dofat
Your car will be only be involved in an accident totaling it when all the following conditions are met:
1. You have a full tank a gas
2. You have recently had an oil change
3. You have 4 new tires
Some middle-age woman plowed into your car and totaled it. Matt's First Law applies.
what a cunt such a faggot smokes weed with the boyz. likes sluts he is a fat eshay wanting sex (threesomes)fuck him now and bring your friend for a fuck session.
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A game involving a Matt Jacker and several of your friends.
the aim is to get further away than your friends from the Matt Jack whilst giving clues to the Matt Jacker that you are getting away
Person 1: I'm winning The Matt Jack game!
Person 2: fuck you, oh shit! here comes the Matt Jack!
Matt Jacker: can i play?
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