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the boss just invited me to an event at his lodge! I had no idea that he was a left trouser legger
When a woman wears a left thumb ring it signifies she's a Lesbian, on the other hand, If a man wears a left thumb ring, it signifies he's gay.
Wow, she's wearing a Left Thumb Ring, no wonder all the gay girls are going for her.
Wow, he's wearing a Left Thumb Ring, no wonder all the gay guys are going for him.
Beyonce (famous singer) secretly being a racist, "cause niggas got no rights".
Dr Dre - Why does Beyonce sing, to the left, to the left??
Eminem- Cause y'all niggas got no rights..
I asked Sam a question and his left chin ass didn’t know what was going on
When you hit a football like christiano ronaldo and it bends like warm metal into the top corner of the net
So I hit it and it went top left pidge
That one car that teenagers drive that used to be their parents
I got my moms minivan, it’s the left-over car
When your friend says “right” on some agreeable shit that’s true, during a moment where a story, conversation, gossip is being shared among both participating party.
But this... time your bro/friend/sis are straight spewing FACTS. Like bottom line cut and dry truth. Like all the tea has been spilled. It’s time to check out! Goodnight! I’m ded. Gotta Blast! Therefore you say “left” cause your just so shook of the truth, you had to have left the room.
Guy 1: “hey did you see the big fight at school? He was knocked out! Like he was really on the ground forreal!”
Guy 2: DUDE! No way! He passed out? Left.