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-a piece of literature that more people should use it to wipe their ass, then reading it
Romeo and Juliet is toilet paper literature. Once I ran out toilet paper to wipe my ass, so I use a page of that shitty book to get the job done.
Toilet paper that does not contain bones; cardboard/tube
At the cost efficient casino: “Oh look! They have boneless toilet paper!”
A schools version of cardboard
Mom “why is your butt red”
Me “because I had to use school toilet paper”
when u just did something that makes you the shit and everyone else weak
Deathsky: stars might walk on red carpet, but see I walkin on toilet paper because I'm the shit.
When you’re cleaning jizz off of your penis and toilet paper gets stuck to yours dick
“Dude after I came to a picture of Miranda I gave myself toilet paper dick”
The dried urine, dandruff, and pubic hair found on and around a toilet bowl.
Ex.1
Jane: Our guests will be over soon, have you cleaned up the toilet bowl confetti yet?
Jack: Not yet, I was busy washing the dishes!
Ex.2
Joe: Dude this party is hella dope. Where's the bathroom though, I got a huge dump tryin' to crawl outta my powdered donut, if ya know what I mean.
Bill: It's down the hall and to the left, but watch out for the toilet bowl confetti.
When you run out of things to write about so you just reword the same thing over and over again
(imagine the spiral of a toilet flushing, going around and round.)
-/u/no-time-to-spare
"A hundred page paper due tomorrow. Time for a little toilet bowl writing."