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ur dad straight

The opposite of ur mom gay.

Virgin #1: Ur dad straight
Virgin #2: No u

by dumbbrickxd November 29, 2018

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Ur mom jr.

Ur mom jr means your mom junior, This word can simply be used in different ways for example..

Karl: Hello! What was your lunch today?
You: Your mother junior.

Ur mom jr.

by urmomdoesntloveyou December 4, 2021

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ur mutt slut

An insult that's worse than ur dad lesbian, but not quite as bad as ur granny tranny.

Cyan: Ur mom gay.
Sapphire: Ur dad lesbian.
Cyan: Ur mutt slut.
Sapphire: Ur granny tranny.
Cyan: *mentally* Dammit, what came next?

by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019

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Ur child pedophile

The worst counterpart to any "ur mom gay" situation, this cannot be reversed, no argument to counter this, not even the strongest. This makes every relative of yours hella gay or lgbt, as well as retarded. Not even the most undefeatable "no u"s can make a shield against it , even if your mom said "no homo" that just removed ur mom from this. The fabric of the universe tears apart and an anarchic apocalypse breaks out if these 3 words are said.

Guy 1: ur mom gay
Guy 2: ur child pedophile

Guy 1: no u
*fabric of universe tears apart*
Guy 2: Nothing can stop those 3 words, you're dead.

by Redres26 March 28, 2018

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ur mama a papa

An insult that beats every one of the insults that exist on earth. Saying this to someone will make them depressed, and might end his life instantly, has a 99% chance to destroy the universe.

Felix-Ur mom gay
Orka-Ur dad lesbian
Felix-ur grandpap trap
Orka-ur granny tranny
Felix-ur brother a mother
Orka-ur sister a mister
Felix- no u
Orka-Ur mama a papa
Felix dies by being impaled by a KitKat bar, and the 1% didn't allow the universe to be destroyed

by OrkaWhaleXD May 10, 2018

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Starch ur pant

(1) v when u ejaculate while ur clothes is on.so it gat ur pant looking like u dipped it in a starch solution.
(2) in the case of a wet dream.
(3) when u indeliberately reach orgasm at the final moment of an exam cos u ain't done yet.

''If u starch ur pant while watchin' porn u a real nerd bro.my cousin warns"

by Pinnochinco March 17, 2014

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uR dAD jEy

An insult used to both act stupid, funny, rude, and over all a disgrace to humanity. The words uR dAD jEy are usually used as a comeback in a roast battle after hearing ur mum gay, ur mum lesbian, and ur dad lesbian. Once used, the crowd always oohs.

Bully: ur mum gay
Kid: no u
Bully: ur dad lesbian
Kid: no u
Bully: ur mum lesbian
Kid: uR dAD jEy

Every other kid in school: oooooooooooooooooh

by Urbigdickbitch March 20, 2020

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