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A moist desolate place, often covered in thick bush, or if bush has been removed, the surface is generally red, lumpy and rash like.
The island has a highly unpleasant odour and visitors often refuse to eat there. Visitors also complain that it sounded good at first, but after a while they just wanted to leave.
The weather on the island is moody and does not follow logic.
Remember Morla, the ancient one, that giant turtle thing from 'The Never Ending Story' , that's what Vagina Island is like.
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When a female squirts vagina juice in a males eye.
Once I was high and i ran out of eye-drops so I asked my girlfriend to vagina visine me.
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A Flaccid Vagina is basically a vagina that's no where close to being aroused. It could also be a virgin vagina that's never been wet before or fingered or has felt an orgasm. It's fresh and soft like your grandmother's freshly baked homemade buttery biscuits.
It could also refer to a gay male who's anus is also a virgin.
"I'm a total virgin. Guess I'll be having my Flaccid Vagina for a longer time."
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1. The visit many men pray for after having sex without birth control.
2. The single worst 3+ days of a man's month (also for the women I guess)
3. Kinda like the tooth fairy, but has bigger teeth and smells like low tide
4. The visit women pray for after making a mistake(with the guy from definition #1) while drunk the other night.
5. I could go on forever
Guy: So has the Vagina fairy come yet?
Girl: No I'm late 2 weeks
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"Your mom's the Vagina fairy"
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So when does your visit from the Vigina Fairy end?
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When a guy blows his load early on a girl's panties before he even gets the panties off, thereby wetting her panties on the outside...similar to the torture form of waterboarding.
Jeff blew his load too soon and totally waterboarded that girl's pussy! His wife told me is a master at Waterboarding a Vagina!
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The act of failing to completely/partially pleasure a woman during any sexual act.
1. double clicking the mouse then giving up because you are getting tired/bored.
2.passing out durring sex
3. So tommy took a skank home last night and totally gave her blue vagina...she was PISSED!
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The nickname for famous conjoined twins Abigail and Brittany Hensel. They have two spinal cords joined at the pelvis, four lungs, 2 hearts, 2 stomachs and share a vagina.
"The Vagina Twins are a medical marvel."
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