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The instance where a person gets an erection figuratively or literally over an unusual circumstance or over a fictional character
The other day when I watched Return of the Jedi, Slave Leia gave me a weird boner. -or- That prime rib I ate was so delicious, it gave me a weird boner.
When you have a boner for so long that it becomes so hard that it could crack the pavement on the sidewalk if you fell down
Hold on man, let this cement boner die down, then I'll play ball
A boner that arises immediately from the presence of a really hot chick or some female body parts on serious display.
"Jessica walked in wearing a thong and a push-up bra and immediately I had a flash-boner."
The phenomenon when a males mind becomes filled with extremely sexual thoughts when one has a boner. In other words a person thinks with their boner.
I had a serious case of boner brain in class and almost spunked my pants thinking of fucking Ms. Williams
That feeling of ecstasy when nabbing the sweet sweet loot in a game and then bragging about it on comms to all your team mates who are probably pissed at having to cover your ass for delaying them.
Specifically Nav and James.
I got me a Loot boner.
OoooOOOOoooooh! Loot... boner!
What you get when you someone slightly touches your arm. Your arm then proceeds to tense up and flings straight up in the air.
Alaura slightly touched my arm, and I got an arm boner! I broke his nose!
A way to make someone say Huge effin boner without realizing it till its too late.
"Telegram! Telegram for Hughgeffen Boner!"
"haha dude just said huge boner"