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Eating oneself happy - mainly through crisps and cock.
Man that boy is fat.... he is bang on wood slap
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When your chick gives you head then bangs you in a forest.
Brad: hey dude, how was you and Brittany's camping trip?
Patrick: Dude, it was awesome. She gave me the best nature wooding ever.
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a sarcastic adjective used to belittle something that someone else thinks is utterly fantastic
person 1: OH MY GOD POWER RANGERS IS ON!
person 2: (in a sarcastic tone)woodely hoo!
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A foul tasting liquid that leaves a nasty after taste and has a hint of oak and dirt.
Yo, this wine tastes like wood water. I can’t believe someone would drink that.
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A place where boys and girls go to so they can say away from their parents and swear and act all big but are actually bitches asking for attention in life.
hey did you see those bitches in crown woods?
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A term for jacking it off in the woods. Can also be a term for mastering while small children are watching.
Hey you chopping wood back there?
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a.k.a. erectile dysfunction. When a chub is too frightened (petrified) to cum out.
Vajona Jackson was ready for a hot night of boner-rockin' but her man's unit was too scared to go into the dark. Therefore, his petrified wood "layed" low, unable to rise and shine.
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