Girl that sits next to me in Physics

she is a nerd
she thinks shes not a nerd but she literally plays sudoku
in an L math class
dumb nerd

person "Hey, are you new here?"
girl "Yes, but I already brought my new sudoku book to school. Want to play?"
person "Ew, nerd, no ones gonna be your friend because youre a dumb nerd"
girl "Okay.."
other person "Broooo thats the Girl that sits next to me in Physics shes such a nerd"
person "fr"

white girl driving

When you are driving on an empty tank of fuel, and don’t know when you will need to fill up

1: I think I need to fill up
2: how much have you got at the moment
1: oh I think it’s sitting nearly on empty
2: why the fuck are you white girl driving? You know that your car could run out of fuel at any point

stay gold, pony girl

do your thing & respect yourself

“your body different… stay gold, pony girl”

lying girl

Someone who is untruthful, and selfish about others and herself.

Boy: Clorisa is a lying girl.
Friend: She lied to me about being a cheerleader!
Boy: That's what she does...

Asian girl ghosted

The propensity for an Asian female to simply cease communication at any possible moment. This can occur during texting, honeymoon, and situationship stage (usually starting and ending at texting). The intention is typically unknown as to why the break in communication occurs thus rending the other party genuinely clueless as to how strategize the next attempt at the asian female.

“Damn, I was texting this fine asian girl on instagram, and then she just randomly stopped texting me out of nowhere.”

“Nah dude, you just got asian girl ghosted. No one really knows why—it just happens. You’ll never know why they decided to dip.”

“How do you get them to stay interested?”

“Idk, fkn magic—ask Penn & Teller.”

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Glitter Girl

selfish, rude, annoying, love make-up and glitter, and "populer"

Normal human: hi-
Glitter Girl: Stop hating

Normal human: what i wasn't even talking to you-
Glitter Girl: dont lie because you know that im better then you
Normal human: that makes no- omg you such a GLITTER GIRL

girl crush

usually when a girl wants to be exactly like another girl. not sexual attraction, rather just jealousy. simpily just wanting to be someone different. the song "girl crush" by little big town, explains the term too.

este: "whats wrong?"
betty: "i have a girl crush"
este: "oh.. so you're gay?"
betty: "no, i just want to be exactly like augustine."