Dude she laughed my dick out

When you are balls deep and make her laugh so hard, your dick gets pushed out.

"So how was last Cherry?"
"Fucking incredible. Although at one point I cracked a joke, and .... Dude she laughed my dick out.

She's got a clit like a punchbag

When the female species has become extremely aroused from sexual contact, her clitoris becomes swollen like a punchbag

I went down on a woman once and tried to explain to my mates her clit become, her clitoris hood become so swollen and excited, this expression was the only way I could describe it was to say "Hey mate, Christ, you remember "A", well she's got a clit like a punchbag, it was sooooo swollen, I could of got my gloves on and started a fitness session....in fact, I got a great session....

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she done already done had herses

She already did what she had to do.

RuPaul says it on the RuPaul's Drag Race. Ru says it on the tv "she done already done had herses" and then she gives the players a little hint about the today's mini challange.

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Uno dos no tres she a thot tho

Those r the great words from Ambjaay

Uno dos no tres she a thot tho we got bitches shakin ass in the lot tho

i hope she made lots of spagettii

A phrase commenly used in youtube poop by gay luigi in the cd-i game, Hotel Mario, in which "she" is Princess Peach. This is said while Mario and Luigi make their way to Peach's palace for a picnic.

"Lots" can also be (and is more commonly) said as "lotsa".

Gay Luigi: I hope she made lots of spagettii!

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she wants my dick in her mouth

Another term for when a female is sexually interested in you, also meaning:

She likes him.
She digs him.
She wants to fuck him.

Man 1: Dude, oh my gosh, you know that girl Amy? She wants my dick in her mouth.

Man 2: Oh, you mean that fat chick?

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She had hands like André the Giant

The indication that a "chick" is actually a dude

I wasn't going to look below the belt because she had hands like André the Giant

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