Top bloke with a wide and long chode
Is that Dan? Yeah check out the chode on that him!
DAN = Dumb Ass N****r.
Jared is a nice guy really, but sometimes he can be such a DAN.
DAN HAS A 12 FOOT COCK WITH A HENCH MASCULING BODY AND IS A PUSSY MAGNET WITH THE MRS BUT MORE THAT MOST LOVE WW2 AND A GOOD TIME WITH UR MUM
GUY 1:I HAVE A 12 FOOT COCK AND HENCH BODY
GUY 2:IS UR NAME DAN?
GUY 1:HOW DID U KNOW
GUY 2:U SOUND LIKE A DAN
A absolute fart of a human, always seems to stink of a weird BO/Fart cross smell.
Hey have you been near dan recently his stinks the stupid fart
Dan is very handsome and nice
All the people love him he is very funny
All the girls love him and want to be with him.
But he is a “f*** boy “ because al the girls want him and he don’t know what to do
Girl 1: Omg Dan is so perfect
Girl 2: yes I’m in love with him
Girl 3: you two don’t have any chance with him
Girl 1: oh shut up he loves me
!!Girl 2: no he said he love me
A big muscly man (sometimes called kelaphanbara'jah) that enjoys humans, horses and snakes.
Dan very much liked how the snake felt on him.
"Hey,you're Dan now?"
"Yep,gotta come out of the closet sooner or later"