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The Cum Jar is the way for the men to pay respect to the hundred, the thousand of babies that will never been born, sending their semen to rest in that untouched sanctuary.
- Honey, mom gave me this jam jar with Jar Jar on it as a present for you
- I will put it into good use, I will make it my next cum jar. Real men use cum jars. Not sockets.
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It's a buzz a cocksucker gets after swallowing a load of cum, esp. a big load or several in a row. Attributed to the testosterone level in the cum, varies per load and/or dude getting blown. Some cocksuckers become addicted to the feeling.
A: I had a cum rush all night long from that load you shot down my throat last night.
B: Told you it was worth it.
A: When you want to get together again?
B: This is just between us, cool?
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Occurs when a girl is giving a guy hand or head. As the guy is cumming, the girl takes out a bowl and fills it with the cum. She then sprinkles sugar, takes out a propane torch and "brulées" the cum. And voila! You have cum brulée!
In the hopes of receiving another cum brulée, Freddy called Cindy 32 times.
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a girl who has far to much sex resulting in her being full of seman!
I bet that dirt bird had sex last night!
yeah shes a total cum bag!
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after recieving a bj u expload on a plate and make ur feamle partner snort it up..
bro i gave ur mom the biggest cum snort last night..
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A stank ass vagina,
a vagina that has been busted in too many times
a vagina that hasn't been douched
After last night, I will never go hiking in that girl's cum canyon.
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