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Before eating out a girl, the man places a Warhead candy in her vagina making it very sour.
The only way I could eat her out was to pull a Sour Cat.
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BattleTech Universe only.
The Mad Cat was the first Clan 'Mech to be seen in the Inner Sphere, and is likely the trademark 'Mech of all of the Clans because of its incredible versatility, speed, and staying power. Massing at 75 tons and moving as fast as most Inner Sphere medium 'Mechs, the Mad Cat supposedly gets its name from the boxy missile pods of a Catapult (Cat) and the dual-laser arms of a Marauder (the designation of the Marauder was MAD, i.e. MAD-5T).
Unless you're in a Clan 'Mech of your own or in something larger, steer clear as just one in any configuration will ruin your day.
The mercenary MechWarrior shifted to his right a little to look out the side of his viewport. He thought he saw a Catapult at first, but upon closer inspection it had arms going out from the missile pods. "What is it?" he cried on the radio. "That's the craziest looking Catapult I've ever seen!"
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A cat that naturally looks grumpy. His full name is Tartar sauce, but his fame on the internet site reddit.com sparked the nick name grumpy cat. A subsequent video on youtube garnered several million views, which cemented grumpy cat's place as the most widely loved feline.
The grumpy look on his face is likely due to inbreeding, but his brother pokey does not share the same facial expression.
Grumpy cat has appeared on several television newscasts, has an entire subreddit to his name (/tard) and even clothing which features his face.
Person one: hey man have you seen that picture of the cat that looks upset?
Person two: HIS NAME IS GRUMPY CAT! Get it tight or get out
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also the metaphor that good old Kurt uses for Religion
I read Cat's Cradle and it awed me.
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Ceiling cat is the epitome of sophisticated humour.
A cat...in your ceiling...watching you...judging you. Ceiling cat disapproves.
www.ceilingcat.com
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N; a sausage made from cats, deliberately! usually composed of ground common house cat meat (Felis catus), spices and seasonings. the ingredients are stuffed into a casing and may be cured, dried or smoked. cat sausage is usually prepared and consumed out of a general hatred for felines or the lack of availability of other meats. several common types of cat sausage include: linx links, Burmese bratwurst, feline franks, hot cats, Siamese salami and many more.
Hey man didn't your girlfriend used to have a cat?
-Yea, I hated that terrible feline so i made it into cat sausage and served it with peppers and onions.
was it any good?
-actually not bad! i will make it again if she brings home any more cats.
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