The man with 100 names!!!

A mysterious man in black cloak. Said to be a stalker, have a 100 names so no body will know who he is.

I saw a man who keeps changing his name, wears a black cloak and stalks me at night.

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Boy Last Names

I'm looking at you, Jason Cox and Will Dick.

Me: oh god, Jason is so hot.
friend: too bad his last name is expired
Me: Will is pretty hot too...
friend: just- just stop.
Me: f***ing boy last names

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Using a Different Name

When conducting sexual relations and not wanting to wrap it, use a different name allows you to not pull out and not worry about it nine months later. If she don't know you, you're in the clear. The best method of birth control

I totally hooked up with that fat chick and blew my load. Thank god I was using a different name so she won't know my real name.

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name-adjective-afication

to add "ed" at the end of someones named to imply that they are acting like or becoming someone,or that they have been pranked by that person

russell:haha, you've been russelled
adam:you and ur name-adjective-afication

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last name wood

if you have this last name your an all around great guy! you sweet, cute and get lots of ladys

whos that? ----- wood

hes cute

last name wood

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dead on my name

when you’re serious about something, or hear something shocking, bad, or are terrified news.

Miranda: Did you hear that Alex likes you!?
John: Dead on my name!?

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Sutton (female name)

a woman with her head in the clouds and magic in her eyes. She is full of surprises, always keeping you on your toes, and can't help but chase after a good adventure. Lively and outstandingly creative, she comes at life from a very unique point of view. Her laugh will bring you joy, and her passion will set your soul on fire. if you're ever in a rut or just plain bored, call on Sutton, and you find yourself feeling refreshed and inspired. This goddess deserves it all. The love, the peace, the fame, and fortune. She was born to do big things, so don't be surprised when she makes all her dreams come true and lives a life of amazement right before your very eyes!

Sutton (female name) is the queen of love, peace, creativity, and joyousness.

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