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joeys asshole

This can be very hairy for some when looked at.

This can be used when “joeys asshole is large and hairy”.

by Kookslam69 January 4, 2019


asshole-worthiness

a characteristic that guys who say things like "you got over your dead cat really fast" and then try to spin it off as a compliment have

"Yeah, Julian is cool but his asshole-worthiness makes him uncool."

by Cool Cat 224 May 22, 2015


asshole poppery

the insane act of embodying another human to do the unholy act of pop another's rectal hole

god damn i don't remember yesterday but there was definitely some asshole poppery

by nigger blaster52 June 21, 2017


bozo’s asshole

Something ugly. Repulsive. Hideous.

Good God! Look at chick, She’s the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen. She looks like Bozo’s Asshole

by Ryno78 November 7, 2017


protein asshole

A guy who is so obsessed with working out that he always seems to be holding a protein shake or shaking protein powder in his mouth.

Yo that guy is a total protein asshole, look at him just going to town at that protein milkshake...piece of shit.

by prakkattack96 October 20, 2015


Asshole-in-one

When you strike an obnoxious golfer or disc golfer with a ball or disc, respectively.

I was playing a solo round or disc golf yesterday behind a group of six that wouldn’t let me play through, so I scored an asshole-in-one off the tee pad to voice my displeasure.

I didn’t realize I was being a drunk and obnoxious asshole on the links yesterday, until a guy on the card behind me teed up an asshole-in-one on me.

by Cpl Schmuckatelli July 23, 2020


the devil's asshole

An adjective describing something either extremely hot (no, not hot as in hot attractive, hot as in hot temperature) like it came from the fiery depths of hell, having an ungodly stinking stench, or both.

It's as hot as the devil's asshole in here!
Jesus Christ, it stinks to all hell here, like I'm lying down on the devil's asshole after he just let rip!

by yqwertzx August 27, 2022