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It is the act of Mastubating and Droppin a deuce at the same time. These are know to be the two best feelings seperatley, so when joined together they create the best of both worlds.
Me: Hey Brad why were you in the bathroom so long?
Brad: Dude!!! I had the best of both worlds.
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Me: Hey Amy ever been to Best Buy Mobile?
Amy: Yep. Best Place ever!
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The odd occurence that when you are going out with someone you inherit their best friend as one of your own good friends. Often occurs more that a girl will become very close to her boyfriends best mate than the other way round.
"You and Johnny are such good friends How do you even know him?"
"Oh Hes Toms best mate so hes my Best friend-in-law"
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The word "Costumer" comes from greek which is transalated into "retard". These human like creatures come into best buy complaining about life and bitch about everything. They think they know more than the sales person while what ever they say is wrong. Some of them tend to be brain dead and beyond retarded. While only 3% of these things are smart the rest is hopeless. They tend to bitch and say "im going to circiut city"... while employee's could give less of a shit. These things could survive could snowy, rainy, and the most horrible weather conditions for electronics.
They could stand outside in the colud over 10 hours and have fun.
German, irish, american, and french scientists have been trying to find out what makes them so "stupid" and "braindead". "They seem to not have a life, and mostly smell bad" said Dr. Xavier.
ex:
Best buy Costumer: Do you have the new chip chapulus?
Employee: What exactly is that?
Costumer: Its a CD! You should know your product!
Employee: (another retard)
The costumer(aka retard) assumes that the employee's are robots that can memorize 12,000 CD's and know every one of them since they work there.
ex2:
Costumer: Do you work here?
Employee:(No shit dumbass) yes how can i help you.
Costumer: This keyboard costs alot i want the adapter free.
Employee: (Uh.. ok)Sorry thats not possible.
Costumer: WHAT! I bought a 42" TV and...20mins of bitching... and i bought a dvd yesterday and this is what i get! i want a manager.
Employee:ok(what a idiot)
Manager: Hi, how can i help you?
Costumer: This employee is telling me .....another 20mins of bitching.... and that i cant ge the adapter.
Manager: yea he is right, it is not possible to give it for free.
Costumer: Fuck this im going to circuit city and enver shopping here.
Employee: bye(finally)
what happens is that the costumer comes in the next day like nothing happend.
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The world's best guitarist is of course the one and only Jimmy Page. He himself mastering everything about the guitar. He Mastered music itself in many different styles and founding a new era of rock.
Jimmy Page not only created the best rock song ever (stairway to heaven) but also came up with many folk treasures (Black Mountain Side, White Summer, Bron-Y-Aur ect.)
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1. Barack Obama
2. Abraham Lincoln
3. Thomas Jefferson
4. George Washington
5. Joe Biden
Bottom of the list:
46. Donald J. Trump
The Spirits of the Past Presidents Deciding who are The Best Presidents, and the Worst.
(In Heaven)
Abraham Lincoln's: Ugh, is that expired cheeto running for a 2nd term?
George Washingtin: Ugh, he's such a pussy grabber.
Thomas Jefferson: Well, on the bright side, America gained a few more braincells and have to vote Biden.
(After election)
Abraham Lincoln: Yay! Joe Biden won against that possessed orange.
Thomas Jefferson: Phew!
(50 years later - In Heaven)
Joe Biden: Hey guys! It was fun being president
(Hell)
Donald Trump: SATAN I KNOW I CHEATED ON MY 17 EXES MANY TIMES WHICH IS AS BAD AS KILLING IN THE BIBLE, BUT PLEASE LET ME GO BACK TO EARTH TO GRAB MORE PU- I MEAN DONATE TO CHARITY!
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Someone who is amazing , and funny and is always there for you , no matter what
Emilee T . Is best friend material .
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