classy bird

An ironic term to describe a female of young adult age and above engaging in classless/possibly immoral frolics around town/in clubs and bars/in view of a disappointed/disapproving general public.

Youth A: Couldn't believe what I saw whils out with the lads last night!

Youth B: Go on then.

Youth A: You wouldn't normally see a girl like her would totally lose control of herself when she has had one too many.

Youth C: Yeah, typical classy bird. laughter

Brown Bird

An act in which a sexual partner sticks his middle finger into his/her partner's anus, and then proceeds to flip them off; or, in other words, flip them the bird.

I was so mad at that bitch that I gave her the brown bird and kicked her the fuck out.

That slut laughs like a bastard whenever I give her the brown bird.

bird dog

A small, but fair amount of money commissioned by the seller of product or services for introduction of a buyer.

Joe bird dogged me 40 bucks because I turned somebody on to the van he was trying to sell . The guy bought it!

Baby Birds

A sexual game in which one partner vomits into the mouth of the other. Oftentimes, they will snowball the material back and fourth, alternating between the role of "baby bird" and "mother bird." The game is named for the way baby birds are fed by their mother in nature.

My teeth are messed up because I played Baby Birds with my girlfriend one too many times.

Bird Watchin

Taking a ride in your car with your homeboy and scouting out the bitches that are walking around downtown.

Hey Rick it's Saturday. Let's go downtown and do some bird watchin and see what we can pick up.

que bird

a large, orange, feathery bird that is at the top of the food chain and enjoys flapping his giant wings and making rude and vulgar faces at people he finds silly.

Que bird went to go chill with Toucan Sam in the Mediterranean for the weekend.

ron the bird

ron is a bird and becky won't let him smash, please help ron by offering Becky as much blue and yellow as you can to convince her of Ron's worthiness,

person 1: lol you know ron the bird?
person 2: what kind of question is that