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A girl who doesn't consider herself a slut so she won't fuck you and instead will quickly blow you when the action starts to get a bit too heavy.
I was making out with Connie and as soon as I got my hand in her jeans she whipped out my dick and sucked me off. She wouldn't fuck me but at least she's a finger n blow chick.
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Currently used to suggest that women are impressed by feats of strength or spectacular heroics. The phrase entered the pop culture vocabulary through a 1998 Nike ad featuring All-Star baseball players Greg Maddux, Tom Glavine, and Mark McGwire. In it the two skinny pitchers go on an intense training program to become home run hitters like beefy Mark McGwire.
Q: Bro, why did you run into traffic to save that hot girl's dog? You could have been killed.
A: You know . . . chicks dig the long ball.
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the illness that causes seemingly normal girls burst out in inconsolable tears for unfathomable reasons. At least one girl in every circle of friends is stricken by this disease. They are commonly found at frat parties, bars, and especially weddings.
Bro 1: Bro can you introduce to that girl?
Bro 2: Naw dude she has Crying Drunk Chick Syndrome you don't want to be stuck with her when that time bomb goes off.
Bro 1: what about her?
Bro 2: she's got the clap
Bro 1: I am going in
An expression used to tell another man to get close and watch his bitch before I sneak that bitch.
Nigga 1: "Yo that bitch is smokin!"
Nigga 2: "Yea, but I think she is with that punk ass"
Nigga 1: "Fuck that, YO SON, CUFF YO CHICK NIGGA!"
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A girl who uses a cotton swab to gather seminal fluid from dicks.
Hey, stop that girl! She's a cotton swab dick chick and she's stole me cum. (say it in an Irish accent)
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1. an urban slang term referring to having sex without a condom.
2. a type of cooking with chicken
"Did you stick that chick without the plastic?"
"Helll nah brah. I always wear a condom. I ain't tryin to be a baby daddy."
Also, National Stick a Chick Without the Plastic Day is celebrated every year on February 7.
when youre at a movie with ur girl and you cut out the bottom of the popcorn bucket,and sneak your snake in there. She reaches to get popcorn, likes what she finds and you get a handjob without havin to kick any game what so ever
dude 1:"you get any over the weekend?"
dude 2" kinda"
dude 1"wtf does that mean?"
dude 2"i pulled a chick flick dick trick"
dude 1"sneaky ass motherfucker; YEAH BOYYY"
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