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(n.) Man who possesses the capabilities of tying any kind of knot at any point in time upon request. If anybody needs a knot tied they go to him.
Don't ask me how to tie a sheep shank knot, ask Captain Tying Knots.
nigga tize me captain means ..... making the cereal captain make you black.
thomas - fuck , if only i were black.
joe - well then call the captain.
thomas - nigatize me captain
One who, whilst playing Mario Kart Double Dash as a team!, will shoot you with a blue tracking shell right before you complete the longest cup in the game thereby making you come in second place and lose by one point.
AKA: Your little brother
Shootee: "Yes we're gonna win!"
Shooter: "Can I throw this blue shell?"
Shootee: "No!"
Shooter: "Okay." *throws the shell*
Shootee: "Omg! You just made us lose! That was a long cup!"
Shooter: "Sorry"
Shootee: "Good going Captain Pants!"
When you are steamrolling and beforehand you break your penis into the form of a hook so you can penetrate someone anally.
"Man, me and champ were steamrolling yesterday and i slipped him the ol' captain hook. Score one for the home team!"
Legendary llama of the Half-Life modification "Team Fortress Classic" well-known for his binds i.e. "take that ya son of a bitch" and known for being banned off almost every TFC server as of 2005.
Captain Pussy Fucker, please stop teamshooting.
When someone tries to jump into a situation and be the hero, when it is completely unnecessary.
Justin tried to be Captain Save a Bitch when I put Lauren on blast for stealing my Atari games.