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Ceiling cat is the epitome of sophisticated humour.
A cat...in your ceiling...watching you...judging you. Ceiling cat disapproves.
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N; a sausage made from cats, deliberately! usually composed of ground common house cat meat (Felis catus), spices and seasonings. the ingredients are stuffed into a casing and may be cured, dried or smoked. cat sausage is usually prepared and consumed out of a general hatred for felines or the lack of availability of other meats. several common types of cat sausage include: linx links, Burmese bratwurst, feline franks, hot cats, Siamese salami and many more.
Hey man didn't your girlfriend used to have a cat?
-Yea, I hated that terrible feline so i made it into cat sausage and served it with peppers and onions.
was it any good?
-actually not bad! i will make it again if she brings home any more cats.
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Squeezing the milk out of a cat’s nipples
Kevin: Bro, I just went ‘Milking Cats’.
Terry: I have nipples. Can you milk me?
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A guy, who has some unbelievable tricks. It comes from Never Cat tale, it's about a cat who can bark also.
- That guy is fluent in 8 languages!
- Wow, never cat.
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To be upset with someone and tell them to leave you alone or piss off.
David: I wonder where he is. Scotty: I don’t think the grinch has forgiven us yet. David: oh he can go shit on a cat.
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