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Chode Lawson

A mother fucker who is so fake and so gay.

" Chode Lawson is so damn fake it aint even cool man."

by spmcd February 15, 2019


chode-docking

when one guy has a spaghetti peen and the other has a chode and the spaghetti peen goes inside the chode's urethra creating a CHODE DOCK.

Yo Dequavis lets do some chode-docking rn.

by LilHIV+ November 19, 2019


Chode Polishing

Performing oral sex on a man with an unusually fat and short penis.

Vanessa is going to be late to dinner, she is busy chode polishing at the frat house.

Vanessa has given up her day job and is now a full time chode polisher.

by TheyCallMeCrystal July 23, 2011


A Human chode

Is a person much wider than they are tall

Jack is A Human chode

by Eddie 777 October 18, 2021


Chode Snort

The act of sniffing on a chode so hard it goes up your nose.

Hey bro you wont believe what happened last night. Jasmine came over and I was going ham on that chode and accidenty had a Chode snort, I couldnt help it I just love sniffen that chode you feel bro?

by Fatcoochslayer69 December 1, 2021


Chode Canal

(noun) The moist canal in most female mammals, including humans, that extends from the cervix of the uterus to an external opening between the labia minora

Dude, she had the loosest chode canal

by NewKindOfClown October 23, 2011


Chode Master

if your name is Blayne you are a chode master which means your penis in wider than it is long (LIKE BLAYNE)

dude do you know Blayne has a massive chode (yea i heard he's a chode master)

by Not_cynic May 9, 2022