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Having a tan line horizontally across your face, due to wearing a face mask
I looked in the mirror when I got back home and noticed I have a covid tan right across my face!
People named owen like roaches when they have covid
Owen has a new fetish of being a covid roach
The day after the company COVID vaccine mandates take effect and the company terminates everyone who has not provided their vaccine card.
My department lost 6 people during La Purga De COVID and now I have to work 2 hours of overtime every day. On the upside the office is much less divided.
When you are fed up with self isolating, social distancing, staying home and just want to go out, give someone a hug or go out to a restaurant
Melanie had a covid breakdown while doing dishes and just wanted to go to a restaurant and be served
I met my boyfriend on the Covid Line”
It’s pouring rain, I’m starving and I have two more hours on the Covid Line”
What are my choices? Better get on the Covid Line!
A person You met during the Pandemic and interacted with while they wear usually wearing a mask who you found attractive Physically until you started seeing them mask-less.
She has a rocking Body and bedroom eye's but she drops from a 8 to 4 with the mask off she was only Covid Hot
To solve covid by having the world infect themselves with covid via licking hypothetical lollipop contaminated with covid
We licked the covid lollipop, with the hope of going out without a mask or social distancing .
I'd rather lick the covid lollipop, then take the vaccine.